problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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