he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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