Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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