I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i out mim tonsoeep
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