Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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