Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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