haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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should my penis look like a turkey
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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