I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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