Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
True college students do jello shots in the library
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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