Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
The air was thick with penises
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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