somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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