If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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