I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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