i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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