discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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