I puked a lego.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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