Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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