i don't like sucking hair
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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