in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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