her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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