I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
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Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Shame is for Republicans.
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