So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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