i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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