the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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