how can u be prego again
literally had 100 drinks last night.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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