Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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