I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Everything about him screamed your future.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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