Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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