She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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