whats a polygalesbian?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!