Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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