Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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