Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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