You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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