I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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