the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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