don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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