You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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