She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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