Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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