Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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