"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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