I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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