Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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