remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he puts the penis in happiness.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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