So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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