I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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