Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
