kristin has been a bad kristin
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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