I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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