I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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