sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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