My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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