i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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