You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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