I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
